15 Following


Wallbanger - Alice Clayton
*****5 Bring it on home, Wallbanger stars*****

This was me 95% of the book...

laughing gifs photo: Hahaha! Secret-laughing.gif

and more laughing....

laughing gifs photo: Office laughing wcnv4j.gif


This is the story of wallbanging photographer Simon and interior designer Caroline. Their apartments are across the hall from each other and the walls are very very thin....so you can hear everything that's going on in each other's apartments. Are you following me so far? Well, Simon doesn't do relationships, flowers, etc....and one night while BANGING(yes he was)....he hears BANGING and not the kind you're thinking of....(DOOR BANGING)....he then meets the lovely Caroline. They don't get along at first...but then they become friends and things really start to heat up. Yes this is a love story, but it's also a laughing-your-ass-off-rolling-on-the-floor funny, hilarious book!! WHY? Because of that cat, CLIVE, Mr. Scene-Stealer!!
I recommend this book to everyone....seriously if you haven't read it yet....READ IT, and if you've read it....READ IT AGAIN!!!
*clapping hands*


CLIVE....the scene stealer

photo wallbanger2_zps500b2587.jpg

“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?”

Simon and Caroline

photo wallbanger7_zps2de91196.jpg

“Simon does commando. God bless America.”

photo wallbanger_zps6073218c.jpg

Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal -

photo wallbanger3_zps5834011a.jpg

“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash you girl’s head through my wall with the force of your dick alone!”

photo wallbanger6_zpsd516e718.jpg

“How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him.”

photo wallbanger4_zps0246b40d.jpg

“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.”

photo wallbanger10_zps73071901.jpg

Yep still laughing.....

laughing gifs photo: laughing tumblr_lzwzp5ePsB1qdir35.gif

“You really have no idea, do you?” …
“No idea about what?” …
“How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl,” he said, leaning in to whisper this part in my ear. “And I know I love you enough to want you to have your happy ending.”

“You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire universe aligning in perfect synchronization, and you know you couldn’t possibly be more content? I was inside that very moment, and fully conscious of it.”