This is the funniest book I've ever read...seriously BUY IT, READ IT, DO IT NOW.. you won't be sorry!!!!
"I'll get straight to the point: when I cum, I fill jars. I buy those quart-sized widemouthed canning jars from discount stores and reach for one when I'm jerking off. 20 or 30 shots of semen will fill up a jar in no time. I'm like a hose."
My face reading the first page.....
Don't EAT or DRINK while reading this book....it's so freaking hilarious!!
THANK YOU SueBee for the book rec...I can't stop laughing!!!