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The Man Who Came Too Much - Ellie Saxx ***5 LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF stars***


This is the funniest book I've ever read...seriously BUY IT, READ IT, DO IT NOW.. you won't be sorry!!!!



"I'll get straight to the point: when I cum, I fill jars. I buy those quart-sized widemouthed canning jars from discount stores and reach for one when I'm jerking off. 20 or 30 shots of semen will fill up a jar in no time. I'm like a hose."

My face reading the first page.....
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Don't EAT or DRINK while reading this book....it's so freaking hilarious!!
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THANK YOU SueBee for the book rec...I can't stop laughing!!!
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BUUURRRPPP
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